Bastille The Election!
Things are shitty. People are pissed. And the usual players on the fringe left are [...]
No Deposit, Move-In Ready
Danged if it don’t look like we’re at full occupancy here at Hopeful Birder [...]
On Having A Nice Pair
A friend just offered up a pair of her jeans on facebook. “They fit,” she [...]
Slow And Meaty
Some people refuse to step on bugs because they do not want to cause the [...]
Just Shoot Me
Dave and I just got our fourth coronavirus vaccine. It was fun. I’d get [...]
A Mishappening In The Genitals
Give me a mild dot of pain somewhere for one minute and I’ll jump straight [...]
What The Broc
Portland Nursery is maybe the preeminent plant nursery in a city full of them. Many [...]
Hot Cloacae
This time of year makes me feel fizzy. Like when you have some money down [...]
How Do You Like Them Famous Potatoes?
Every state has its reputation. It’s not necessarily deserved. In West Virginia, no one wears [...]
Rocking The Tailored Snot Rag
So. Back to lallygagging. I believe we have dispensed with the idea that mail carriers [...]
Herd On The Street
2035. Dr. George Church, world-renowned gene wrangler, stands in his darkened laboratory and surveys his [...]
Meet The Mommoth
The people who are getting good at genome tinkering are setting their sights high. Over [...]
Won’t Smith
Me and some Sluggers What a week. We’ve got a federal judge stating [...]
On The Grill
I’m a little worried about the Senate Republicans. I’m afraid if too many of them [...]
Stupid, Or What
If someone comes up and asks you if you’re stupid, and you don’t know [...]