Not Dead Yet
It was morning, which is what I call the time of day beginning three hours [...]
A Hand-To-Slot Job
The Post Office is hiring! We got a post card about it in the [...]
The Regurgitater
We don’t spend much on our pets. We’ve had three, in 43 years, with not [...]
Ordure In The Court
If you’ve ever spent a lot of time in waders looking for salamander egg [...]
It’s Not Easy Being Green
I’ve said it before. Being a liberal is a pain in the ass. You [...]
The Before-Bunny
I had a couple ideas for blog posts just as I was getting into bed. [...]
Bony Peyronie
Thanks to advances in the modern pharmaceutical marketing industry, the American public no longer needs [...]
Justice On The Grill
“Best July Fourth ever!” Neil Gorsuch exulted. “I don’t know about you-all, but I feel [...]
The Palindrome
Shoot. Really doesn’t seem like I’ve been here all that long. I guess if the [...]
They Had Guts
I tended to pay attention to Mom when she was baking because there would be [...]
Waking The Bear
When we had our old dog Boomer, a scrappy and independent-minded terrier mutt, we [...]
Death Of A Frog
If you’re planning to kill something, you’re better off not naming it first. My Uncle [...]
As Slow As Possible
The composer John Cage famously wrote eight pages of keyboard music called “As Slow As [...]
The Unthinkable Molly Clown
A good friend dropped by. She had only about fifteen minutes to spare, so we [...]
The Streak
Ignoring the news has gotten to be a full-time occupation, and if you’re going to [...]