The Half-Assedy Of Hope
I saw the results, and I said No. I wanted to stand, march, be in [...]
Rach Of Ages
Sergei Rachmaninoff was a big old romantic Russian composer and virtuoso with a flawless memory [...]
The Macedonians Are Coming! The Macedonians Are Coming!
Maybe you saw it. The week before the election, a news story went viral. "FBI [...]
Moon: A Primer
There was a Supermoon last Monday--so they say. There are all sorts of moons out [...]
Bedfellows
I don't know, guys, I don't know. The good and beautiful people of my good [...]
The Spoils
We're Americans. We came, we conquered, we pushed into the endless West by the sweat [...]
This Is A Pubic Service Announcement
It's the day after the election. I don't know what happened yesterday, because I load [...]
And It’s High Time, Too
It's 2016, the Baby Boomers have been in charge for decades, we're in a perpetual [...]
Mmm. Donut.
I used to think donuts were the perfect food. Donuts never let me down. Every [...]
Stuck In The Middle
Just last month I was in Rugby, North Dakota, the geographical center of North America. [...]
Sweet Alfred E. Neuman On A Hat!
You've got to hand it to the Cleveland Indians. They've done real well. They were [...]
‘Snot Fair
Two recent related letters to the editor reminded me of my childhood, which only makes [...]
Listen.
Psst! Hey! I'm over here! Not you, Donald. I know you can't see me. Don't [...]
Safe At Home
Dave and I can't watch post-season baseball when the Chicago Cubs are doing well without [...]
Battle Lines
I'm a 2016 American just like all the rest. I have my opinions, you have [...]