A Fine Mess
Back in the late 'Sixties a new song came on the radio waves, and it [...]
Brugmanzilla
I should point out that nobody around here has a decent lawn. Those are all [...]
The Poot Of Doom
It's odd, but true, that although any given segment of one's life seems to whip [...]
Calm And Collected
I've always thought it would be cool to collect something. Collectors have fun everywhere they [...]
D.I.Y. Propaganda
In Oregon, the earth pooted out volcanoes every other Sunday for a long time. Mountains [...]
Just Put Me In A Speedo And Call Me Steele Johnson
Ah, the Olympics! The very greatest athletes in the world are on display, flipping, diving, [...]
Avoiding The Damp Spot
Sometimes I sit by a stream and wonder why it keeps going. Shouldn't it be [...]
Remembering A Cheshire Girl
This time of year, late June, they start before five in the morning. The dawn [...]
Edit Yourself
Expertly edited photo One of the things I had in common with my mom is [...]
Old And Stupid
I'd seen the man before. Eighty, maybe; he'd figured out where the card catalog had [...]
And She Eats Children
Not to toot my own horn or anything, Petunia, but I knew you were icky [...]
TEN WAYS TO LOOK LIKE SOMEONE ELSE! I COULDN’T BELIEVE #4!
You know those things in your sidebar that say stuff like "PLASTIC SURGEONS DON'T WANT [...]
Whose Bright Idea Was This?
When we decided to change house colors in the 1980s, there was an interlude of [...]
Cascara 2.0
It's a cascara tree. No human planted it. It was a gift from a bird [...]
Damn Spot
I didn't like the looks of a spot on my forearm, so I photographed it [...]