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Seems like after 4.5 billion years the planet would have run through all the [...]
Standoff At The Canadian Border
There’s a big bunch of burly toddlers up in Canada shutting everything down until they [...]
Proud To Podium
The slopestyle event. Tension was high. Would the young American snowboarder go for the 1620 [...]
The Poop Proselytizers
If everything keeps going according to plan, shit will continue to happen, and it might [...]
Government That Takes Care Of Shit
We had another sewage overflow into the river downtown the other day. We don’t get [...]
The Blue Asteroid
Crows are super smart. Everyone says so. People have made a point of studying crows [...]
The Killer Zodiac
Never trust anyone on the right. This public service announcement is brought to you [...]
And She Thinks I’M Deaf
I’m going to start right off by saying, for the record, that I like [...]
Loser In Chief
According to the latest polls, large numbers of Americans believe in lizard people and evil [...]
Purple Prose
I’ve got a new project. Finches. It’s hard for a novice to diffrinchiate the finchery [...]
Word Nerd
So. Wordle. It’s an online word game. And I'm pretty good at word games. (The [...]
The Worker Truck
Everyone was impressed when Dave came home with a new Ford 150 pickup truck. Sure, [...]
A Square Peg With A Round Hole
There I was in my comfy chair, which is where I wonder what to do [...]
Death Legos
So, there are carpet sharks. They’re not in your house. They’re on the ocean floor, [...]
Long And Leggy
Ava with millipede We’re familiar with millipedes. “Millipede” comes from the Latin for [...]