Murr, Murr, Quite Contrurr
To those who say America has been asleep, lulled by television and cheap electronic toys [...]
EmURKURKergency!
I missed that whole 11/11/11/11:11 thing, and the test of the Emergency Alert System, and the last [...]
Murrketing
tweet The dickens of it is that if there were any social medium I was [...]
Extinction
Says here in the paper they've got a boot camp for black-footed ferrets, and there [...]
‘Tain’t Fair
I loved my former gynecologist, who was cute, smart, and laughed in all the right [...]
Tracking The Fall Dot Migration
There are two kinds of people in the world: regular, and birders. Usually, identification is [...]
Save The Fetal Corporations!
It's getting on late afternoon, which means it must be about time for another Republican [...]
If It Quacks Like A Quark…
Australian paleobotanist J. W. Schopf says he has found the world's oldest fossils, the traces [...]
Have Gloom, Will Travel
Your human brain is remarkable in many ways, but a lot of what makes it [...]
Fried Monkey Poop
Iran has been trying to shoot a monkey into space, and Israel is feeling jumpy [...]
A Hare Under 5’4″
Says here they tried to reintroduce a population of bunnies into central Washington and it [...]
Birthday Boy
Today is Oliver's birthday. Not the anniversary of Oliver's birthday, but his actual one. Did [...]
Snakes On A Plane
A man was apprehended recently trying to board a plane with several snakes and three [...]
Kick-Astronauts
They've had six astronauts cooped up in a can since June of last year, and [...]
Crusty Old Broad
I just had yet another birthday, which is as good a time as any to [...]