Margaret Day!
It's the Most Underful Time.....of the year! With your panties all shreddy and holes in [...]
The Bum Bum: An Improctical Solution
A woman in Florida nearly died after having her buttocks pumped full of cement by [...]
On The Edge Of Hall’s Hill
A while back, I opened the Sunday paper to find a little sidebar with the [...]
Forced To Curl
I don't remember many dark moments in my childhood. Mom was a pleasant, smiling, patient [...]
THE VIDEO OBAMA DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE
Big Dick--that's what he likes to be called--ushered the New Guy into the Situation Creation [...]
Clueless
Hey, I never told you all about last Thanksgiving. It was something. I can reveal [...]
Murr, Murr, Quite Contrurr
To those who say America has been asleep, lulled by television and cheap electronic toys [...]
EmURKURKergency!
I missed that whole 11/11/11/11:11 thing, and the test of the Emergency Alert System, and the last [...]
Murrketing
tweet The dickens of it is that if there were any social medium I was [...]
Extinction
Says here in the paper they've got a boot camp for black-footed ferrets, and there [...]
‘Tain’t Fair
I loved my former gynecologist, who was cute, smart, and laughed in all the right [...]
Tracking The Fall Dot Migration
There are two kinds of people in the world: regular, and birders. Usually, identification is [...]
Save The Fetal Corporations!
It's getting on late afternoon, which means it must be about time for another Republican [...]
If It Quacks Like A Quark…
Australian paleobotanist J. W. Schopf says he has found the world's oldest fossils, the traces [...]
Have Gloom, Will Travel
Your human brain is remarkable in many ways, but a lot of what makes it [...]