4 Bdrm, 2 Bath, Ark Parking
Our friends Scott and Kevin have a new animal again. It's been one after another [...]
You Can’t Keep A Good Man Down
A few days ago, Tassos Papadopoulos, the former president of Cyprus, was lowered into his [...]
How To Live Forever
It has recently come to my attention that, at 56-1/2, I may be more than [...]
South Dakota Legislature To The Rescue
A round of applause goes out to the South Dakota State Legislature for finally doing [...]
Bugged
Tater the cat skeetered her favorite bug under the oven and now it's gone. The [...]
Banging Abacuses
When I was considering buying a Mac, I heard from everybody, and they all said [...]
It Takes Stones To Wear Curling Pants
This year the Winter Olympics happened in our time zone. This means we don't get [...]
A Flap Of Skin
My daddy knew everything. You could ask him why the sky was blue or why [...]
Love Is In The Water
It's the middle of February, which can only mean one thing around here: it's time [...]
We’re A Coffee Town
Something wonderful happened last week, and I couldn't be prouder of Portland than if we [...]
A Putty Good Idea
A local homeowner burnt up his house during the recent cold snap, and all he [...]
We’re Toast
May 1, 2010. 2.2 billion of the world's top climate scientists today concluded their convention [...]
Get Me To A Nunnery
I watched The Sound Of Music the other day, with its familiar themes of courage, [...]
And It Makes Its Own Gravy
This just in from Las Vegas: Mr. Joey Chestnut is the winner of the Martorano's [...]
A Fine, Fat Fellow
We were ushered into a spacious room for the press conference. A row of people [...]