The Loopy Trachea of Joy
There may be a lot of good ways to spend time with a friend, but [...]
Nuts! (And Stubble)
There was a time when it would have been inconceivable that a man who was [...]
Are Squirrels Compostable?
Mom grew up on a farm. My father’s grandfather was the first florist in New [...]
Now For The Cattle
It was a simple enough idea. Buy a long piece of galvanized hog-wire fencing [...]
The Mammocram
I’m not sure what made me look up my medical record. Maybe because it was [...]
America Wants A Pony
The problem, as I see it, is that you gave America a pony when it [...]
Ming, 1499-2006: Rest In Petri
It’s only natural to wonder just how old a critter can get. How long is [...]
Getting A Little Woody
I don’t know if length is more important than girth. It’s a matter of opinion. [...]
In God We Trust (The Assault Rifle Is Just For Backup)
Well, bless their spiritually fragile hearts, the Pharisees of the Texas legislature have mandated [...]
I’m Not In Charge
My buddy Walter, who is always watching over me the way Jesus watches over other [...]
Immortal Dust
Probably I wasn’t paying proper attention, but when they sent the James Webb telescope [...]
Habitat For The Marmotry
It started yesterday at eight a.m. Pound Pound Pound. BOOM BOOM BOOM. BIP BIP BIP. [...]
Raising The Tiny Fist Of Fury
Donald Trump still had all day Wednesday to say nothing. On Monday he was ready [...]
The Wheel Of Diminishing Fortunes
I figure I’m doing okay. Lately it seems like my friends are dropping like the [...]
A Message From Above
I’m pretty easy-going most of the time. I don’t tend to take things amiss. Still [...]