We’re The Job Producers
Man, there's a ton of young people in this town. Squadrons of them, moving in [...]
Saving Spree Day
The country's being run by pirates and nincompoops, we're cooking the planet, I haven't seen [...]
Sewage Treatment Gets A Little Behind
The top half of a woman's body has turned up in a sewage treatment plant [...]
Do You Know Where Your Weasel Is?
Here's something you don't know about my book Trousering Your Weasel. It's a great gift [...]
Planet Murr
My dentist talked me out of my last wisdom tooth the other day, and I [...]
Ball Park Winners
Well, there are other ball parks besides Fenway. I'm told. Wrigley Field is a charming [...]
Almost Heaven
It's the season. That apple tang is in the air, the sun is sliding lower, [...]
Fiat Lux
Fiat Lux. That was the motto for my college, where "Liat Fux" was a perennial graffito. [...]
Past Over
I have some very old photograph albums. My father stars in one of them as [...]
Public Poots And Beaver Chutes
We like to think people were more uptight in the olden days, but know this: [...]
The Blind Date
My new iPad mini lounged on the counter with its little snap-on hat, but didn't [...]
The Blackcord Jumble
Recently I reached into the jumble of cords in a drawer and pulled out the [...]
All Systems Are Go
The family company is cautiously optimistic today as word came that the grandnephew Oliver's shit [...]
The Big D
This here is my 500th blog post, and I can hardly hear the trumpets over [...]
Don’t Get Me Anything
I had one of those birthdays with a zero in it yesterday. I don't do [...]