Butlek And Askis Solve Everything
Congressman Butlek entered the windowless room and locked the door behind him. "Good news, boys--it [...]
The Ring Around Your Anus
Thanks to the movie Beverly Hills Cop, most of us know that if you put [...]
What?
Much of the eastern United States is bracing for the deafening return of the 17-year [...]
You Won’t Be Needing Your Head
Can't look at this dude too often. Within the last few weeks, a garbage truck [...]
The Cerebum
I am exquisitely sensitive to medically significant changes in my body. In fact, there is [...]
How To Keep It Up Forever
Kansas is thinking about outlawing sustainability, so that solves that. It's a great example of [...]
It’s Either A Dunflap Or A Whimbitcher
It's May again, and regular readers know what that means around here. It means the [...]
Butt Splinters
It could be said--it has been said--that I can be a bit of a princess when [...]
Hi-oh, Nasal Ranger!
The Nasal Rangers My mommy was a very nice person--everybody thought so--and I never once [...]
Here’s The Scoop
There should be a warning on this blog for first-time readers. I might tell you [...]
The Brazilians Killed The Lice
I was eating an ice cream cone the other day when I tipped it a [...]
Damn Skippy
Sketchy beige dudes... When news came of two explosions at the finish line of the [...]
Your Next Idol
The push to become a famous author isn't moving along as quickly as it might, [...]
Toot Suite
I'm always scouring the newspaper for good riffable stories, articles that poke out from the [...]
Virginia Is For Lovers, Depending
Stuff keeps happening. Exxon had another oopsie oil spill, thankfully in Arkansas, which many of [...]